Books Details
Author : Lemony Snicket Pages : 323 pages Publisher : HarperCollins
Publishers Language : eng ISBN-10 : 0064410145 ISBN-13 :
9780064410144
Books Descriptions
Dear Reader, Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably
prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to read this book, in
which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness
as they descend into the depths of despair, underwater. In fact, the
horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and you wouldn't want me
even to mention the worst of it, which includes mushrooms, a desperate
search for something lost, a mechanical monster, a distressing message
from a lost friend, and tap dancing. As a dedicated author who has
pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires, I must
continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans' lives.
You, on the other hand, may delve into some happier book in order to keep
your eyes and your spirits from being dampened. With all due
respect,Lemony Snicket
